001 Assault With a Banana?
A lady gets on the bus. She is well dressed and sits in the back of the bus. While she sits down the driver notices the lady unpeeling a banana. After eating the banana the driver notices the lady walking to the front of the bus she turn to the lady in the front seat and hits this lady right in the face with this banana peel.
She then casually walks back to her seat and sits down. The driver and this lady are simply stunned the lady's face is spattered with banana juice and the driver is wondering what to do next?