002 Is There a Camera on the Bus?

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 19:51:34 -0800

Today I was driving and it was very slippery and busy. I guess with this time of year being around the Christmas time it seems to bring out some unique things in people.

A lady came up beside me while I was driving and asked me if there was a camera on the bus? because I am focused on the road her comment didn’t register right away in my mind

So I guess she understood this by my lack of response so she then started to explain why she was asking.

Apparently while the bus was full and I was unable to see the back of the bus. An over weight gentleman pushed this lady in the chest and asked her to get off the bus so he could punch her in the face.

This lady explained to me that she had some kind of breast surgery. She was even wanting to show me proof (and no not showing me her breasts but a doctors note) I explained to her no need to.

Of course she was a bit concerned so she wanted to know if there was some video proof she could take to the police.

I explained to her that on this particular bus there wasn’t but I called control and they basically said that the police won’t take 3rd party reports.

I explained this to her and just encouraged her to call the police anyways so they have this on file.

She thought it was a good idea and she got off the bus.

001 Assault With a Banana?

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 19:39:15 -0800

A lady gets on the bus. She is well dressed and sits in the back of the bus. While she sits down the driver notices the lady unpeeling a banana. After eating the banana the driver notices the lady walking to the front of the bus she turn to the lady in the front seat and hits this lady right in the face with this banana peel.

She then casually walks back to her seat and sits down. The driver and this lady are simply stunned the lady’s face is spattered with banana juice and the driver is wondering what to do next?

He calls control and tells them of the situation. He explains that the lady has been assaulted with a banana and they reply do you have the weapon. He says"yes on the dash board". Control asks “does she require any medical assistance”. The driver then asks the lady who was assaulted and she replies “no but would like the police”.

With the reality of the response time of the police the bus driver waited for a bit but as you probably can understand people in the bus and outside drivers where becoming a bit impatient.

The driver asked the lady if she would like to continue to wait and she said “no” but they figured the police would catch up with them eventually and deal with this assault.

Well the lady who caused the assault eventually left the bus and the police had not arrived on the scene by then so she walked away scott free.

Boy what a interesting world we live in.

By George on Towards Freedom

002 Is There a Camera on the Bus?

001 Assault With a Banana?